This spring, Melvis departed from his home in New Jersey for a thrilling 3 weeks on the African Savannah. This safari was a memorable time for all involved.

While he was there, Melvis fell out of the 4x4 suffering many injuries: cracked skull, punctured lung, bruised spleen, spinal injuries, a dislocated shin, rattled organs and his Depends fell off. Next, his big toe got bitten by a 7 foot King Cobra. Then, he narrowly escaped the grip of a giant python at a Kenyan zoo.

While wandering around looking for a nice rock to take home for his yard, he caused an elephant stampede. During this escapade, he got his leg stepped on, his arm twisted and his clavicle hyper-extended. After this he cried, "Oooooh, the AGONY!!!!"

His next encounter was that with an infuriated lioness. She was not too pleased with his feeding her cubs chocolate covered laxatives. She started gnawing on his prosthetic leg.

His final tour brought him face to face with a sizable rhino. <Observe the pics on the Melvis... page> The rhino pushed him in the rump, punctured his spleen, tore his pancreas, bruised his stomach and dismembered his three remaining limbs.

After that, the touring company decided to send him home to recover in a New Jersey clinic. This recovery process and the many surgeries that will follow will certainly put him into even more debt. Thankfully, he is well acquainted with the individuals at Lending Tree, Stanley Johnson from Profina Debt Solutions, Trinity Debt Solutions, Ameri-Debt and many more.

Information provided by Trent (AKA Melvis)