Melvis shows off his thick, luxurious (? :)!?) chest hair.
Melvis lets out a screetch as the mutant children come near.
Melvis looks over his rather sizable glasses.
Melvis and his long lost Father, Morton. I think whatever's wrong with Melvis is genetic.
See Melvis in his new NFNL Feature: The Melvis Corner! Previews Sept/Oct 2004!
