Peanuts, walnuts,
almonds or pistachios? Peanuts
Biggest fears:
Leaking Depends
Country I’d
most like to visit: Libya
Beach or forest?
Forest
One item I’d
be sure to have in my dream house: Laxatives
A fish or a
moose hanging on the wall? Laxatives on the wall!
Favorite way
to exercise: Fall down and start gagging up a tapeworm
One thing I
want to learn before I die: Mel Knows All
Most memorable
meal: Back in 18 BAE (Before Anything Existed) when I had meatloaf
One thing I
love very much: my prosthetic
1st
thing I’d ask a distant relative I’d never met before: “Laxatives or Metamucil?”
Biggest hassle:
when the repo men pull out their tranquilizer darts
Favorite kind
of melon: Mushy melon
If I got a
puppy tomorrow I’d name him/her: Bashelbia
Last place
in the US I’d want to live: Washington DC
Favorite dried
fruit: Prunes!!!
Favorite word
in a foreign language: Doinshcroft
Favorite salad dressing: Runny Chunks
Future plans: Won’t live to see the
future, and if I do, I’ll visit the world’s best pharmacy
Middle Name: Mahenie
Arch enemy: Leaking Depends
Dream Vacation: Kidney
Land
Peeled or unpeeled orange? Unpeeled
Fav. Veggie: Lima beans
Fav. Outfit: Lotard/Spandex and buckle
boots
Fav. Ice Cream flavor: Laxative Honeybuns
What I’ll be in my next life: A laxative
(does any one else sence a theme here?)
Little known fact about me: I’m mental
(no kidding)
Animals in house: 1 dog: Cloggy, and 1
cat: Lungicide
Fav. Book: The Little Engine That Could Swallow Laxatives
Current obsession: Hospital
1 thing I’d buy with $1 million:
A bottle of nitrogen
Farthest I’ve been from home: African
Safari
Person you know with the coolest name:
Hodgy
Dream car: Moped with shiny-rust rims
Fav. Beverage: Metamucil
What relaxes me: Unhappy mutant children
What makes me angry: Mutant children on
the lawn
Least favorite song: Hippy Tunes
Preferred bed time: 5AM
Fav. Eating establishment: Melvis’
Pizza Parlor
Main source of “income”: Don’t
have income
Scariest thing I’ve ever seen: The
Mirror- before it broke
Lion, Otter, Golden Retriever or Beaver
(personality test): Lion- grrr
Least favorite cleaning tool: I don’t
clean
Final words of wisdom: Never take a double
dose of laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time
