"I am feeling depressed- my Christmas spirit was very dim. Lungicide was, of course, spewing hairballs all over my carpet and, oh yes, I got some more things repoed! Like a 1952 chainsaw, an 1800 weedwacker and some spray paint. Guess what I got myself for Christmas! A Geo Metro that gets 40 gallons to the mile and has a 15 gallon tank. Also in my garage is a 1966 Ford Bronco. Not only does it lack a seat, but a floor and ceiling as well. It gets 58 gallons per mile, but only has a 1 and 1/8 gallon tank- which means I can go about 10 inches! But other than that, my Christmas was depressing- it felt like Juvenile Hall! Oh those were the good ole' days, back in JH. Good times, good times. And then it reminds me of some other childhood memories. The Carnival, you always have to go to The Carnival! Have Carnival food, such as: opossum on a stick, candy coated cockroaches- with extra rabies- everything tastes better with rabies. And don't forget the Ferris Triangle- that's long before they had squares or circles."